Just saying “I don’t watch TV” sounds pretentious, but there’s a big difference between “I don’t watch TV because I feel that the entertainment of the common masses is beneath me”, and “I don’t watch TV because I’m too busy marathoning YouTube videos of a guy 100% clearing Super Mario 64 without pressing the A button”.
men in greek mythology? scoundrels. just terrible. woeful social skills. murderers. kidnappers. violent misogynists. most of them… never described as handsome so we have to assume they were ugly.
narcissus? unproblematic. beacon of transformative self love. king of the swerve. gay icon. couldn’t recognize his reflection but neither can my dog, we aren’t holding that against him.
Narcissus wrote this
I refuse to believe Narcissus could read.
i’ve been thinking about this response for the better part of 2 hours and it hasn’t gotten less hysterically funny to me
The sea has many voices, / Many Gods and many voices.
T.S. Eliot, from The Complete Poems & Plays; “The Dry Salvages,” (via violentwavesofemotion)
I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”
holy shit
This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day
what the fUCK
I’m so fucking stunned right now that I’ve just typed this line out about 6 times then deleted it because I cannot even find the right words to express how much this pisses me off. If I saw him after that, I’d make a point to mention all 3.
How horrible a person do you have to be to shame people for using basic pleasantries?
I’m sorry but if anyone ever handed me one of these I think I would pass out from laughing so fucking hard
“This place is like somebody’s memory of a town, and the memory is fading. It’s like there was never anything here but jungle.” “Stop saying shit like that. It’s unprofessional.”
Penhales 