there will never be another headline that comes close to comparing with this
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Aragorn: I’m here to fight Sauron and undo the mistakes of my ancestor
Gimli: I’m here to represent the Dwarves in this adventure
Legolas: My dad kicked me out of the house and I didn’t have anything else to do so here I am.
Do you think that Guy Fieri ever wakes up at 2am craving a particular dish that he’s had on one of his shows and is like fuck that restaurant is 2,000 miles away right now.
food network gothic
Lmao I’m at this part in the episode right now
MY FAVORITE SCENE FROM ANY SHOW EVER
there’s nothing like feeling inspired to start a writing side project but know that it’ll end Horribly no matter what happens in it
I have sinned.
Inspired by @yourfriendlyneighborhoodkittychu’s post
Byron: Dead people’s souls possessing wooden mannequins?
Byron: you could make a religion out of this!
Jasper: No, don’t
(Submitted by @idgafoskitten)
shout out to the patient I called to remind to pick up their medication, whose voicemail message was “HEWWO? HEWWO?? WHO IS THIS??? WEAVE A MESSAGE” that rang out throughout the whole pharmacy, killing me instantly
if you can’t easily and naturally transfer your OTP into a Beauty and the Beast AU, can you really call it an OTP?
also people who say blocking is weak are so dumb. in real life you’re gonna have to deal with so many shitty people you wish you didn’t have to. shitty professors, shitty coworkers, shitty bosses. you can’t block them in real life sometimes you have to just DEAL. the internet? that’s for fun. that’s YOUR space. you don’t have to deal with anyone you don’t want to. block every asshole that you need to. i support you.
Penhales 