Cats, please, guys. There’s some complicated stuff going on, and Cats Are Good.
This is my cat. She doesn’t let me read by myself so I read out loud to her and she purrs like a generator full of bees.
These are my cats. As ex-strays who decided to move in with me, they both like to help me when I’m working. Top: Assistant Housepainter Percy. Bottom: Assistant Report Editor Thomas.
El Diablo sympathizes. He prefers the snuggly, stress-free life. He would like to offer his fluffy belly, if you need some place soft to put your face for a minute. He promises his name is not indicative of his character.
This is Donut. He is weird.
this is tuggy and i dont know how to save instagram pics
This is Sami when she was little, and after she’s grown a bit. She is super adorable, and she knows it. She purrs all the time, and is extra cuddly. But she also likes to scream at 7am that she hasn’t been fed since LAST NIGHT and she’s STARVING.
This is Typhoid and Grimm and they’re fucking GAY as shit. And this is Pippin and he’s my fat little sweet potato.
This is Nellie. She is large and needy, and yells at you from across the room if you are not giving her constant attention. She is super cuddly, but demands to be the little spoon at all times, otherwise she yells at you again. She enjoys yelling…especially at 3am.
This is Martin in his festive bow tie. He is soft and talkative.
Meet Snickerdoodle. He’s a chatty cuddlebug.
Pebbles decided my lap was acceptable for a change
The top is Aksasha snuggling my prego DIL belly, then there’s Chloe a stray who adopted us, and then Chloe’s smol beans that she had last week.
where do all these retailers get off calling pants that go up to the bellybutton “high-waisted”. no. fuck you. that’s called “mid-rise”. i want to wear a crop top and not have a single inch of belly showing.
i want to be able to button my pants over my tits.
are you listening? you’re not listening. i want my shirt to feel redundant. i want to feel like i’m being vored by my own pants. bad-end, six pages into the comic,
i cant believe this post has come back to me and also i’m just going to reiterate that the people saying ‘robbie rotten’ on this post are vibing with me 100x harder than any of the free-range organic stooges suggesting ‘overalls’
if i was a pirate captain i would get a movie projector and play a movie on the big sails every friday night for my boys to kick back and enjoy some time off unless we were under attack
Pirates legit did the 16-17th century equivalent of this. When things were slow, they would put on plays, act out dramas of stories they knew, or freestyle. The most preferred model of original productions was courtroom drama: “trying” each other for piracy. The “accused” would list off their many, dramatically and humorously embellished crimes, and be equally dramatically sentenced. Sometimes there was a daring escape, sometimes just a really maudlin death scene, but a good time was had by all.
They remake Strawberry Shortcake every few years, and I don’t understand why you children seem to think that the version you grew up with from 2003 is some kind of untouchable piece of originality.
And this isn’t even every version. They’ve been recycling nostalgia for decades. This isn’t new.The one you guys loves as kids was just as gross, unoriginal, and derivative as this new one coming out. And, tbh, I don’t think Strawberry Shortcake was ever very interesting or original. Even when she came out in 1979, she was just the poor man’s Raggedy Ann
I mean yeah they’re a bit plainer in design than the rest (which is a bit of a shame but I think that’s just me liking frilly things) and there’s definitely a bigger jump in art-style, but it looks good!
as long as the dolls smell like fruit, who cares?
im all okay with innovation of new designs, but the 3D is … bad and generic. im sorry thems the facts
Penhales 