four days late, oh my god, here’s my tanz der vampire secret santa gift for the wonderful @kahorifutunaka ! the couple of interactions we had were wonderful, and i found myself really intrigued by your affection for historical costumes – so here, have:
the last portrait Krolock had commissioned before he was turned (~1590?), and
the last daguerrotype taken of him before the events of TDV (~1890?) (maybe herbert got him out of his old bats’ clothes into something more modern for the photographer 👀)
i tried my best to keep them historically accurate, and i hope you like them !
edit: i forgot to specify the likeness is (approximately) based on egyházi géza, since you said your favorite tanz production is vámpírok bálja (and i forgot to ask who your favorite graf is! sorry! D:)
(here are the original paintings without the aging varnish or daguerrotype distortions (x) (x))
another time when I was probably 13 I was playing Chip in this really spectacular production of Beauty and the Beast and even though I had to be constantly reminded back stage to Shut Up, I took acting Very Seriously my obnoxious 13-year-old behavior never made it out of the wings
except this one time when Bell’s dad Maurice had just escaped the wolves at the beginning of the show and Lumière and the other furniture sat him down and welcomed him and they wheeled me over in my cart to give him a cup of tea and idk WHY bc we’d done this scene 1 million times before but I wasn’t mic’d and when Maurice took a “sip” out of what was literally my head I quietly gurgled “aeEEEeeee my brains”
and only he heard it and I really fucked him up and took him a while to recover
was worried I wouldn’t be able to find a photo of me in all my glory but here it is
oh man fucking storytime:
about 4 years ago, at my sleep-away camp, we decided to put on beauty and the beast for our end of summer musical. seeing as we were at camp we only had 12 days to learn it, and like most of our shows nobody knew their lines. skip forward to the night of the play during the mob scene before the villagers all go to ransack the castle. Maurice was confirming that the Beast existed, and the girl who was supposed to say “crazy old maurice!” got mixed up with “kill the beast!” line (which we were supposed to say about about 10 minutes later), and ended up shouting “KILL MAURICE!”, causing the girl who went after the kill the beast line to pipe up with “we’re not safe until he’s dead!”, which led to us having to improvise and beat maurice to death in front of an audience of 7-12 year olds
My last year of highschool we did BatB and my friend was Mrs. Potts. So it was the last performance and everyone was playing little pranks on each other/purposely ..ahem…”improvising” lines. So at the end when everyone’s human and Chip asks “But mama, do I still have to sleep in the cupboard”
She just goes “Oho ho ho…” and then in the most deadpan way possible “Yeah. Ya do.”
somebody who doesn't want to say goodbye to autumn 🍂♡— from my instagram
Every John green book: my name is Kirk assgun and I m not cool or popular and I’m bullied everyday because I fuck comic books and I watch this really cool show called the Big Bang theory. But it’s okay because I at least have 2 other bros and 1 convenient negro friend. You see that girl over there? That’s kaydence Tigerlilly Dookieson. SHe is the love of my life. She is misunderstood and like really cool indie bands like Coldplay and she’s been smoking since she was 7. She’s not like other girls. If only she would realize that the missing key to her life was me, a greasy white boy
Me- I don’t wanna go to class today. I feel out of it
*classes is cancelled *
Me- God???? Is that you???
Me: I️ don’t want to go to work today
Boss:
(Looks like God’s got both our backs today)
Bless this day ❤️❤️❤️
I swear this post is blessed or something because I said “I want a reason to go somewhere” while looking at this post and then pretty much just after, my mother asked me to go to the store to get some eggs since I used the last 2
Penhales 