siderealsandman:

ignis-libertatis-humani:

texasflagemoji:

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end thy life knave

yon originale pofter if an æphobe

hear ye! hear ye! this be a callout post for goodman john! all good godfearing men take heed that brother john:

• is slothful
• makes merry upon the sabbath
• has known lady elizabeth outside of wedlock 
• believes earth to be round (possible vvitch) 

I’m very disappointed that some fans made an affectionate nickname for someone and were lashed out at for it.

Obviously it’s important to respect a person’s wishes and if he doesn’t like it, don’t use it, but I do not at all understand what is wrong with it.

rnyfh:

plato: (throws the Iliad onto your face) Achilles bottomed, u dumb bitch

hermionegranger:

autisticcole:

debrides:

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

I’m glad there’s a teacher version of “accidentally called teacher ‘mom’”

when I worked at Medieval Times occasionally I would slip in real life and call people “my lord”

leebasampson:

slurpinanakinsdiaries:

Anybody else got like,, rlly random connections to famous ppl?? Like my older brothers were friends w Jennifer Lawrence when they were like 12 and I just found out I’m friends w the cousin of the girl who voiced honey lemon in big hero six like, idk what I’m supposed to do with either of these tid bits I feel like I was supposed to live my life in ignorance of them

the tags on this are so funny because they range from “my neighbor went to school with tom cruise” to “my dad is best friends with macklemore”

(Thank you, Jan Ammann and Gonzalo Campos)

Alfred definitely sleeps in his nightshirt when he’s gone, but I wouldn’t be surprised if Alfred got caught with one of his capes.