theroomyouneverenter:

theroomyouneverenter:

transhamlet:

im going to watch an anime, should it be princess mononoke, cowboy bebop, or jojo

watch this

you can’t see because i’m on computer but i’m gesturing to my balls

Tolkien: By the end of the Third Age, Sauron’s physical power is so diminished that his presence is confined to the tower of Barad-Dur. However, he is still immensely powerful in his ability to watch and predict the movements of his enemies, and his understanding extends so far that he could metaphorically be referred to as a Great Eye, constantly watching and planning his next move. And because his gaze is so piercing, it is sometimes likened to fire.
Peter Jackson: Okay but…hear me out…what if Sauron was literally….a Great Eye.
Tolkien: What.
Peter Jackson: What if he was literally a giant eyeball on the top of Barad-Dur.
Tolkien: That’s not quite what I inten-
Peter Jackson: Made of FIRE. A LITERAL GIANT FIERY EYEBALL.

princvsx:

well 2017 has been a scooter to the ankle

meropischao:

me picking up my cat: heehee i love you my little fat baby

my cat blinking in morse code: you will die at 8:03 pm est on may 28th 2068