Twilight (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke
I dont mean to insult, but may I ask where your obsession with this gross little jock man comes from?
i’m gay and i don’t have a dad and i imprint on middle aged men who are disasters as a way of expressing myself
this should clear up a lot of things about my blog in general actually
Six-year-old me trying to make inanimate objects move with my mind after watching Matilda
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condescending online man day
i almost forgot, happy condescending online man day everyone
nothing sexier than a girl whos just a little out of it. asked the girl serving me at mcdonald’s 2day where the straws are and she said “straws? why would we have hay here” really sexy of her
Literally me being controlled by the invisible hands of fate
me after choosing to live deliciously
i love adding e to the end of things to make it sound olde. shoppe. let’s go to the markette, pick up a crunchwrappe suppreme @e ye olde tacoe belle.
I was trying to think of the guy from breaking bad and I said Walt Whitman
when you get back from a mission and check on your love interest:
when they have no new dialog but youre still happy to see them:
Penhales 